DCML Explained - Part 7: Keep It In Your Pants

Here's a quickie, no pun intended.

You start off your introduction with a picture or webcam of your
penis and/or any penis-associated activity

This seems rather obvious enough, doesn't it? How should you introduce yourself to a lady online? Perhaps you may say hello. You might ask about her day. You might comment on her profile or how you like her pictures. There are many ways to greet a lady.

How should you NOT greet a lady? Perhaps by starting an uncontrollable OKCupid instant message that displays your webcam (I didn't know this was even an available option). But perhaps you're over-confident. She doesn't need to see your face, just you masturbating in the camera.

That's how some random stranger on OKCupid greeted me. An OKCupid IM pops up. I see the typical "hello." Then I get a full frontal of his erection and his hand vigorously stroking it.

I was less than thrilled. And he wasn't even that endowed.

So boys, when you're trying to talk to that special one, especially for the first time, it may be best just to keep it in your pants, at least if your webcam is up. Actually, just play it safe and keep the cam off altogether.